STAND-UP COMEDY SHOWCASES Tuesday Nights — The Comedy Store, Los Angeles, CA Souled Out Comedy — Sal's Comedy Hole, Hollywood, CA The Standup Project Goes to Stockton — Matinee Lounge, Stockton, CA Pre-Countdown NYE Comedy Show — The Dark Room, San Francisco Standup w/Mike Betancourt — Chicken Coop, Campbell, CA Standup at the Endup — The Endup, San Francisco Comedians Coming Home — The Edge, Chicago The Standup Project — The Clubhouse, San Francisco Gotham Comedy Club: SFCC Invasion — NYC The Studios: Just A Pulse Series — NYC Purple Onion Live — Purple Onion — San Francisco Comedy Crashers — San Jose Improv World's Smallest Comedy Club — Pier 45, Fisherman's Wharf, San Francisco Actor's Theater Benefit Show — Actor's Theater, San Francisco OCD/ADD Comedy — The Clubhouse, San Francisco My Meaty Valentine — The Clubhouse, San Francisco Scantily Clad Show — The Clubhouse, San Francisco Naked Comedy Show — The Clubhouse, San Francisco Young Guns of Comedy Show — The Clubhouse, San Francisco Margaret France No Pants Comedy Pageant — The Clubhouse, San Francisco Club Deluxe Weekly Showcase — San Francisco Blue Lagoon — Santa Cruz, CA Trout Farm — Felton, CA Castagnola's — San Francisco Cafe Roma Comedy Showcase — San Francisco Fire Den Weekly Showcase — Alameda   SPECIAL COMEDY EVENTS Actor's Theater Benefit Show — Actor's Theater, San Francisco 2009 Battle of the Bay Comedy Competition — The Clubhouse, San Francisco Rooster T. Feathers 2009 Comedy Competition — Sunnyvale Comedy Roast of Veronica Porras — The Clubhouse, San Francisco   COMEDY M.C. / HOSTING Monster Comedy Halloween Show — The Clubhouse/San Francisco American Idiot July 4 Show — The Clubhouse/San Francisco The Standup Project Pro Show — The Clubhouse/San Francisco Naked Comedy — The Clubhouse/San Francisco Sam Davidoff Year End Bash — The Clubhouse/San Francisco Actor's Theater Benefit Show — Actor's Theater/San Francisco Battle of the Bay (2009) Comedy Competition — The Clubhouse/San Francisco My Meaty Valentine (2009) w/Karen Smyth & Joe Tobin — The Clubhouse/San Francisco Young Guns of Comedy (2009) w/Ali Mafi — The Clubhouse/San Francisco New Talent Showcase (2008-2009) — Hump & Saturday Nites, The Clubhouse/San Francisco Clubhouse "Best Of" (2008) — Top 10 Comics, The Clubhouse/San Francisco Grad Nite (2008) — Session Grad Nites, The Clubhouse/San Francisco   OPEN MICS Friday Show @ The Hollywood Hotel — Hollywood SuperEgo Show @ New York Comedy Club — NYC The SF Comedy Clubhouse — Wed., Thur., & Sat. Open Mics Annie's Social Club — San Francisco Soapbox Standup @ Kimo's — San Francisco Motel Wednesdays @ Village Lantern — NYC Tuesday Nite @ Comedy Village — NYC   COMEDY CONTESTS Semifinalist — 2010 Battle of the Bay Comedy Competition Finalist — 2009 Battle of the Bay Comedy Competition Semifinalist — Rooster T. Feathers 2009 Comedy Competition 3rd Place — Margaret France 2008 No Pants Comedy Pageant     SELECTED PERFORMANCE ART WORKS 2010 Divorcing Divorce, Sylvia White Gallery, Ventura, CA   2004 Cornered Solo, Oak St. Performance Salon, San Francisco, CA   2003 My Brother's Wife, Los Alamitos, CA   1996-2002 Toolbox, University of California at Irvine (UCI), CA Untitled with Metal Bedframe, UCI Music for Plants, Third Street Promenade, Santa Monica   1995 Blackout (Excerpt), Mysterious Combination, Live Art Forum, Los Angeles Knuckle Shaman, Huntington Beach Arts Center, Huntington Beach Birds, Los Angeles Contemporary Exhibitions' "Hot & Sticky", Los Angeles My Father, Santa Monica Museum of Art Troopers Group, Los Angeles Tales of a Fish, UCI Catching Father, HIGHWAYS, Santa Monica   1994 Something About A Priest, UCI Boy With Stick, UCI The Sounds of the Sticks, UCI 50 Fast Pieces, UCI   1993 Shape of the State, UCI Soul Contract, Nixon Theater, Irvine Space Joyce, UCI Trash Eat, "M.F.A. in Music Recitals," UCI Covering the Stool, UCI Travels in Ink, Los Angeles Times, Los Angeles   1992 Parlez Vous, UCI End of the World, UCI Paranoia Worm, DA Center for the Arts, Pomona/Claremont Uncle's Brain, Los Angeles Contemporary Exhibitions, Los Angeles Magic for Children, City Library at Fashion Island, Newport Beach How the Fool Meets the Sun (1-2), Sum Total Performance Evening, UCI Rattle Rattle, Sum Total Performance Evening, UCI The Late, Fine Arts Village, UCI Sheesh, Cultural Soundstage, Irvine   1991 Alice, Claremont Graduate School, Claremont, CA Hill Handflight, UCI Facing the Frame, UCI Jude the Obscure, UCI Floodlight, Blue Marble Cafe, Costa Mesa Wallow, Wallow, Fahrenheit 451, Laguna Beach   COLLABORATIVE PERFORMANCES 2003 Napkin Dance w/Bridget Jackson, Empress Hornblower, San Francisco, CA   1998-2002 Banana w/Bridget Jackson, San Francisco Tenderloin Alley, CA Big Lawn w/Bridget Jackson, Golden Gate Park, San Francisco, CA Two Lies and a Truth w/Lauren Crux (Direction), MFA Performances, UCI   1994 Rice Bowl w/Gary San Angel, Asian-American Festival, CSU Long Beach Silent Chambers w/Gary San Angel & Michael Mufson, Old Vienna Coffee House, San Diego This Is Not Violent w/Nate Dryden, Onyx Echo Cafe, Echo Park, Los Angeles Sticks Indoors & Out w/Beth Stimson, UCI   1993 Will Fuck for Money w/Beth Stimson, UCI Satan and Jesus w/Beth Stimson and Nate Dryden, UCI Standing and Sitting w/Nate Dryden, Nixon Theater, Irvine Rolling w/Nate Dryden, UCI Nixon Theater Dog Fight, Chew Gum w/Nate Dryden, "CAUTION," UCI Sister's Teeth w/Nate Dryden, UCI Salads & Sweaters w/John White, Cornerstone Cafe, Irvine Compound Fracture Shoot w/Robert Flynt/NYC, Irvine Love Dance w/Clay Young, UCI and Riverside   1992 Back of the Truck w/The Shrimps (Choreography), L.A. Performing Arts Center The Songs of the Forest Muse w/Leslie Blough, Fine Arts Village, UCI On Birthing and Chairs w/Nate Dryden, "An Evening of Performance," UCI Playing the Flat Man w/Nate Dryden, UCI Politics and Other Consumer Goods w/Michael Mufson, UCI   FILM Outer Sunset (2007)   Sex Baby Infantango Productions/San Fran. When Gods Speak (2004)   Lead (Frank) Dir: David Bradley/NYC Goggles (2003) Lead (Maniac) Dir: Bridget Jackson/San Fran. Falling (1993) Lead (Feller) Dir: David Bradley/NYC Kickboxer 2 (1991) Extra (fight ringside)  Dir: Albert Pyun/Irvine   STAGE La Vita Nuova (2000) Lead (Narrator) Santa Margherita d'Ricci, Florence, Italy James Joyce's Exiles (1993) Supporting (Robert) Dir: Michael Mufson On Tidy Endings (1991) Lead (Arthur) UCI MFA Dir. Show Beckett's Texts for Nothing (1990)   Monologue Nixon Theatre, Irvine   COMMERCIAL M€th Coffee (2006) "Addicted" Dir: B. Jackson HomeBase (2000) "Hacksaw" Dir: David Bradley Linksys (1997) Industrial V.O. Dir: D. Cecrle   RADIO/TV VidSF, SF, 2010 — Interview with Liz Adelman Find Me The Funny, SF, 2009 — Interview on the BBC FCC Free Radio 107.3, SF, 2009 — Sexploration with Monika Thomas (Co-Host) Pirate Cat Radio 87.9, SF, 8/25/2008 — Live w/John Miller & Susan Maletta Rock 105, Jacksonville, FL, 1/19/2007 — Interview w/DJ Mark Summers NBC KNTV-11, San Francisco, 1/16/2007 — Interview w/Traci Grant "Check Please", KQED TV, San Francisco, 11/2006 — Appearance KUCI 88.9, Irvine, 1992 — Interview with Beth Stimson KKAM 1340, Fresno, 1988-1989 — Radio Announcer (Dir: Dale Mehl)   NOVELS & PLAYS Untitled — Novel (negotiating with publisher), 2008 Ward — Episode: "Nice to Meat You" — Bravo TV Sitcom Pilot, 2004 When Gods Speak — Screenplay, 2003 Leather — Screenplay, 1996 Alice and the Elsewhere — Play, 1993   SHORT STORIES "A Maker of Roads", 1993 "Farms and Fields", 1992 "The Sandwich Man", 1991 "Leaving Dover." Published in FUSD's Spectrum IX, 1989   POETRY "Butchers." Building Bridges: 2008 San Francisco Writers Conference Anthology.     Elizabeth Pomada and Michael Larsen, Eds. iUniverse, Lincoln, Nebraska, 2008.     pp. 138-139 Love and War: Eleven Poems. Broadsheets. San Francisco, CA, 2003. Surrealisme Automatique Poetry Generator, 2002. "Leftovers", RealPoetik, 1997. Sal Salasin, Seattle. "Killer", RealPoetik, 1996. Sal Salasin, Seattle.   ARTICLES "Bent Spoons & Weapons" in "Webmonkey Wishlist."  Webmonkey, Dec. 2, 2005: p3. "Smith's Sophomoric Manifesto." SF Weekly, Mar. 8, 2000. (Writing as Richard Natale). "Working At Home." HomePC, Aug. 1997. (Contributing writer). "The Desublimation of Silent Containers in Beckett." 1996. "Home Networking Made Easy." ComputerLife Magazine, Aug. 1996. (Contributing writer). "Parallel-to-SCSI: Expandability for Portable PCs." Computer Technology Review, Dec. 1994.   BIBLIOGRAPHY "Crank It Up" by Mary Spicuzza. SF Weekly, Jan. 24, 2007, San Francisco BrandWeek — interview with Constantine Von Hoffman. Jan. 18, 2007, San Francisco Associated Press — interview with reporter Ron Harris. Jan. 10, 2007, San Francisco   EDUCATION, TEACHING, & TRAINING B.A. in English with honors, University of California, Irvine   Global Peace and Conflict Studies (GPACS) Forum Member, UCI   Taught performance workshops as a UCI Visiting Artist   Participated in performance workshops given by John White, The Downtown L.A. Live Art Forum, Melinda Ring, Jacki Apple, John Fleck, The Shrimps, and the Circle of Willis, and also creative writing workshops by magical realism writer Katherine Vaz and Schindler's List author Thomas Keneally   Training: Standup & Riffing Kurtis "Jett" Matthews (San Francisco) Joe Klocek (San Francisco) Tom Smith (San Francisco) Sal Calanni (San Francisco) Steve Rosenfield of American Comedy Institute (NYC) Jim Mendrinos (NYC) Eddie Brill of David Letterman/Late Show (NYC) Linda Smith of Caroline's (NYC) Greg Dean (Los Angeles) Improv Bay Area Improvisiational Theater Sports (BATS) John White Acting Technique Tomika Washington, Michael Mufson Combat Ahti Kaend, Robert Halliburton Movement John White, The Shrimps, Melinda Ring, Scott Wells Cold Reading/Audition  U.C. Irvine Drama Dept. Dramaturgy Stephen Barker Film History Anne Friedberg, Linda Williams Film Production Nancy Salzer   AWARDS Cross Examination Debate Assocation National Tournament D.O. Finalist Debater/Speaker, Southwest Missouri State Univ., Kansas City, 1990   FUSD Writer's Conference award for "Leaving Dover", 1989   Member: PEN/America     On the web: www.scotchwichmann.com