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Archive for January, 2010

The Best of My Worst iPad Jokes

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

Did you see the pic of Jobs with the iPad between his legs?

Frat boys are already planning iPaddy raids.

Somebody should make a carrying case called The Douchebag.

First-time iPad users were overheard saying, “Dammit, why can’t I reboot this bloody computer?”