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You Sure These Guys Aren’t From Fresno?

I’m in love with die Antwoord. And I think I want that chick’s haircut.

2 Responses to “You Sure These Guys Aren’t From Fresno?”

  1. California Dreemin Says:

    - too much to drink!

    I mean these schmucks are a cut above Fresno.

    SW, you wish you and your fellow fresno townies could collectively benchmark these white trash fuckos – but fresno en masse would just fall short of these trashies. Ha-ha.

    Rock the Mullet, bitches.

  2. California Dreemin Says:

    Ha-Ha you wish:

    These schmucks are actually a cut above Frisco!

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