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AN OVERLY DRAMATIC READING OF CALIFORNIA’S OFFICIAL LIST OF OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES PERMITTED AT THIS TIME

scotch — Mon, 04 May 2020 20:01:41 +0000

Yes, I am slowly losing my mind….haha. #quarantine

Thanks, Gatsby Books!

scotch — Fri, 18 Apr 2014 17:49:12 +0000

Had a blast at Gatsby Books in Long Beach last night talking about Two Performance Artists, performance art, creativity, and of course, the topic that lives on, Shia LaBeouf and his plagiarizing ways. Thanks to Gatsby owner Sean Moor and his furry sidekick Ruby for putting on a really fun event. If you’re in Long Beach, help support indie bookstores like this one!

Performance Art This Friday

scotch — Sun, 02 Jun 2013 23:20:59 +0000

Calling Ventura art fans! What do tequila and my tighty white underwear have in common? Find out when I perform MANLY MAN, a short new performance art piece at the Sylvia White Gallery this Friday downtown! Plus see John White and other killer performers do their thing! FREE at The 5x5x5 Show, Sylvia White Gallery, 1783 E. Main St., Ventura, 8PM sharp. See you there!

You Sure These Guys Aren’t From Fresno?

scotch — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 23:03:21 +0000

I’m in love with die Antwoord. And I think I want that chick’s haircut.

The Best of My Worst iPad Jokes

scotch — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 20:01:41 +0000

Did you see the pic of Jobs with the iPad between his legs?

Frat boys are already planning iPaddy raids.

Somebody should make a carrying case called The Douchebag.

First-time iPad users were overheard saying, “Dammit, why can’t I reboot this bloody computer?”

Swine Flu

scotch — Fri, 01 May 2009 19:41:49 +0000

Ackbar! The Star Wars Talk Show

scotch — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:56:27 +0000

The Skywalkers are the trashiest family in the galaxy.

Hair Tattoo

scotch — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 07:55:11 +0000

Made from one Sharpie Ultra Fine Point permanent marker in black, my left arm (fist still attached), one whoopsy I lost count of the tequila shotz, and three unforgettable minutes.