Comments on: Death to Performance Art Manifestos

By: Topher On A Cross

Topher On A Cross — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 22:38:35 +0000

Topher Grace on a cross already: change the fucking channel already, hos. That 70′s show has been canceled for over 5 years already, and so should this post about fucking performance art!

By: Sty Eye

Sty Eye — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 05:55:18 +0000

Now is this guy walkin’ around the streets in NYC with this fucked up eye I described below considered performance art?

By: Sty Eye

Sty Eye — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 05:54:02 +0000

I saw a guy once who’s girlfriend told him to tickle her asshole with his eyelashes while they were 69in’. Some poop particles got lodged in his eye, but rather than gettin’ normal pink eye – he got the nastiest sty I ever did see. Think about the scene in Rocky One when Rocky told his trainer to cut under his eye so he could see. “Cut me Mick”. That’s how bad this muthafuckaz eye was.

See, you don’t need no black stud carl weathers beaten you whitties in the eye to a get a wicked ass black eye. No sir: uh-uh you just need a girlfriend that tells you to use your eye lashes to tickle her bung hole while she sucks your cock. When she says, “I won’t swallow unless you tickle my anus with your eye lashes sweety”, you bet your ass old chicken man whitey is gonna listen ta his girl. Shit – every man will most likely do anything out of the lust of the moment. But, you sure will pay for it with some nasty ass Carl Weathers-Apollo Creed Style of a Sty Eye.

Shit: white people are fucked up!

By: Officer Taylor

Officer Taylor — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 05:42:40 +0000

Move it along, junior, before I ticket you for a boring ass post.

You’ve been warned son.

See ya in Texas, beatch!

We’re gonna make ya squeal like a pig and have juicy anal sex with ya Ned Beatty style! Ya all come back now, ya hear!