Comments on: Cooking With Jizz https://www.scotchwichmann.com/2010/04/07/cooking-with-jizz/ Performance art, magick, and more Sun, 08 Jun 2025 07:31:52 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: Reply to 2dmw https://www.scotchwichmann.com/2010/04/07/cooking-with-jizz/#comment-550 Reply to 2dmw Mon, 12 Apr 2010 05:14:36 +0000 http://www.scotchwichmann.com/?p=75#comment-550 Shotz o’ scotch are good, but they may be better suited for a K rather than a T. Keep rockin’ and scotchin’!

]]> By: 2MDW https://www.scotchwichmann.com/2010/04/07/cooking-with-jizz/#comment-549 2MDW Sun, 11 Apr 2010 04:04:19 +0000 http://www.scotchwichmann.com/?p=75#comment-549 2MDM – that cookbook was clearly concockted for you. i’m sure any meal wouldn’t be complete without a shot of scotch, eh?

]]> By: 2 Million Dollar Man https://www.scotchwichmann.com/2010/04/07/cooking-with-jizz/#comment-548 2 Million Dollar Man Fri, 09 Apr 2010 08:25:10 +0000 http://www.scotchwichmann.com/?p=75#comment-548 I think I would feel better/more secure if a scientist – or several from Harvard, Yale and Stanford backed the Semen as a cooking dietary theory. Humans have a proclivity for eating something or its derivative if it comes from a lower species – an organism it perceives it is beneath it – basically any animal-mammal on the earth besides us. As well, if several scientists could give us a substitute form of ejaculate as a cooking lubricant that also has grade a test and has neutral side effects on our organs I could go for that to – maybe. Actually, not really. I don’t want to eat cum. It would make me feel like a fag. Sorry SFran gay’s. I’m not gay; don’t have a problem with you guys eating each others cum or my bitches eatin’ mine; but, I ain’t eating any fucking cum – even if its not human cum. OK, maybe for a million dollars. But until that day – If scientists encourage it, mainstream protestantism acquiesces it, Kraft Foods cans it, and the FDA approves it, I still ain’t eating any fucking cum from a puppy, a sperm whale, frogs, or a jaguar. Not happening. 2 million dollars, OK. I got my price, too.

As far as blowing my load in a girl’s mouth and having her believe there is nutritional value or having her believe it may be good for her face (no honey it won’t dry your facial skin, it will make it smoother and moist – promise.) I wish the author could have slanted the bullshit theory in that direction.

]]> By: scotch https://www.scotchwichmann.com/2010/04/07/cooking-with-jizz/#comment-547 scotch Wed, 07 Apr 2010 20:36:23 +0000 http://www.scotchwichmann.com/?p=75#comment-547 And if you’re all alone and going solo,

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/foodie/2010/04/pic_of_the_day_saddest_cookboo.php

]]> By: scotch https://www.scotchwichmann.com/2010/04/07/cooking-with-jizz/#comment-546 scotch Wed, 07 Apr 2010 18:16:07 +0000 http://www.scotchwichmann.com/?p=75#comment-546 And don’t forget your clam juice!

http://www.scotchwichmann.com/2008/09/03/vagina-juice-may-hold-key-to-solving-hiv/

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