It would be awesome if she did fat fetish porn. Someone should throw her out of show biz; the way: accuse her of saying something anti-semitic and then a few months later – you’ll see fat her naked body and shouting mouth pining a phrase to a skinny frat boy who’s forced to do a quick scene on an internet porn site – “hey skinny boy, pick a fold and fuck it!”

yeah, I kinda wanna see Iowa and all the types like her doing fat food fetish porn with skinny white college kids forced to fuck a fat obnoxious white trash pig nosed midwestener to pay down his credit card bill, cuz daddy lost his job and can’t afford to pay his son’s tuition nor booze bill.

When I read this post, I kinda envisioned Iowa like that White Trash bitch who played Hillary Swanks mom in the movie “Million Dollar Baby”.

Yeah, Iowa, the midwest and the south are totally fucked. But, look what’s also cumming out of SF – this guy. So, the whole country is fucked. Doesn’t matter if you come from Deliverance Country or not – sick people like this SW funny fucker exist all over this fuckin’ country.

Yeah, safe to say the Chinese will take over this country and do us doggy style just like on those ancient Chinese erotic art. I love those fatty-fat chink-chinks doing it doggy style when I look at Chinese art.

Scotch,

A friend of mine has seen you before doing your stand up. He lives in SF and I and my wife live in So. Cal. *Yes, you all hate our plastic tan asses*

Anyway, my SF pal told me to read your latest post. I have to say, if you’re as good a comic as you are a writer, you should move to LA and get into the top-heavy entertainment scene with a real agent.

Or, move to NYC and get yourself a good book agent, because you’re a damn good writer. You can tell a scene, and a scenario in such a way that compels the reader to read on, because the rhythm and cadence on how you tell a story is very damn good. Plus, you round it out with a damn good ending. The ending in movies, books, play, and stand up is like Christmas – you make your profit on how well the ending plays out.

Bottom line: you’re a good writer and your niche might be that of writing your memoir of the comedic life; or, you might become a ghost writer for famous people who’ve lived a high paced life. You’ve got that way of engaging the reader for a long spell. Engaging the reader to read and not to stop the read is a bitch of a talent to pick up, or it comes naturally to a few – either way, you’ve got it.

Good comics can act, and now I see a good comic can write. You’ve got a good voice. I think many would like to see what you can do in a memoir format of the comedic life. What you wrote above made me laugh, but I had to stop laughing because I was so compelled on how the drama between you and white trash Iowa worked out. I loved every damn second of what you wrote up above.

And since I can’t find my own goddamn good ending, I’ll steal yours: “Iowa chases him across the room and tries to get another handful while her husband laughs at his piece of shit wife” – classic!