Stop the word sieve filter. Fuck, what is this – The Eisenhower Era! Get some fucking nuts on your Peter, and let the shit flow.

one of your other post sites had a blogger who said you looked like a by-product of keith richards. yeah, can totally see that.

VaJayJay.

Let me put my pedro in your vajayjay and let’s do it all night long.

I used to like calling it Sanda and my penis Peter. Like: let me put my peter in your sandra. The shit you make up when you’re in fuckin’ college, without a care in the world.

Fuck, this site is like some sophisticated sophomoric machine that gets that old college vibe back. The unhygenic sex crazed, young adult, alcoholic hazed days of my youth: pictures of penthouse woman spreading there vajayjayz in the hall way of my college dorm with booger, spit, piss and God Damn whatever else stuck to those painted cinder block walls. The cleanest room in the my dorm was the fucking bathroom back in those days. It was the only thing the university would have cleaned by their custodial staff.

Fuck: Scotch Wichmann the perpetual billy idol, cocaine rushed, college sophomore. not sure if you do coke, but hey – it might fit your image you sick bitch.

Love that Jewish Boy Seth and his asian girlfriend. I can totally see that happening, too. Girl goes into the bathroom to douche up or down, for sex play but leaves the post up by mistake so the boyfriend sees it. Then, the boyfriend totally puts his two cents in on top of her comment.

I can see it now: little china girl douching her little vajay-jay, thinking all is innocent with her and her boyfriend, but little does she know the jewish boyfriend has a penchant for spying on her email, blogs, whatever.

Total Jewish Paranoia. But, I can dig it myself. I’m an SF Heb. love your shows, but can totally empathize with my jewish brutha from another mother back on the e. coast.

Poor Seth, keep up the plight. I know what you’re going through. every 20 s/m jew boy has gone through what you’re going through at some point in his life. Just be you. Just like this blond headed, billy idol wanna be, and goyem to boot is doing – being himself.

Fuck the guilt and keep fuckin’ all the flavors out there in the world, Seth. Cuz, one day you will be your father, and invariably marry that “hip laden jewish gal” with her father’s dowry.

When in France, Chochie, don’t make fun of some Beatch’s poodle. Crepe taste good?

Aui Voi? spelling?

I’m Jewish and if she thinks my penis is big, mozzle, baby! If she only had a better and bigger reference point she wouldn’t complain so much about me.

It’s funny, as I trade off a riff in with my now half naked asian goy asian princess in my small nyc apartment, I can’t help but think that James Randi has an expression that both my Father, Rabbi, and my shrink have when they here me bitch and moan about my so called unfair “neurotic” life.

It’s the kind of look that’s says several things at once, like:
“schmuck, what do you read.”
“don’t be a schmuck, Seth.”
“Seth, everything you’ve just said sounds like you’re full of shit.”
“Seth, can you stop talking now so I can think.”
“Seth, your argument has no merit and is boring.”
“Seth, you’re 28, when are you going to get a real job and a Jewish girlfriend?”

Well you get the picture. I’m a wondering jew, who hasn’t settled down with the right jewish girl, yet. And, until I do, I will get that ‘exasperated I’m waiting look’ that Mr. Randi’s face seems to emit within his facial expression that my parents, rabbi, and uncles give me and have given me all my life.

Thank you Scotch Wichmann. That face will haunt me now until my father, mother, and uncle see that I quit my job as bike messenger and drop this little asian princess of mine for an accountant clerkship at my dad’s business and marry a round hipped jewish girl.

Ah, that look of exasperated disapproval. I don’t think I’ll enjoy the sex that my asain, goy, lass is promising me now. Pictures can really haunt, especially the Jewish neurotic man.
Ah, Shit.

In other words if my kind did what your kind does, i’d date my kind and my pussy wouldn’t be so sore with round eye’s big cox.

I’m sorry: my goddamn first generation mother uses this “round eye” term so much she’s got me using it.

Keep rockin’ you white round eye men. If only you knew how to save money, be somewhat literate in math, have an engineering degree, and a smaller penis – you’d be a good fit for my mother’s approval and for my tight little asian va-jay-jay.

Since that’s the case, no sweat. Didn’t know; a thousand apologies.

Bend Willy Clinton’s Penis back straight through psychokinesis.
Monica Lewinsky said it (Sir Clinton’s Penis) kinda bent to the left just like when he points his finger at the media when he’s angry.