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		<title>By: Punky Brewster Sub-Porn</title>
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		<dc:creator>Punky Brewster Sub-Porn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 08:21:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This Bitch, though its a parody looks like an older version of Punky Brewster. Solial Moon funkin&#039; Frye can&#039;t get a job except to do cheap internet parodies? Fuck, the young talent in tinsel town that gets eaten alive and then spit out right onto the 5 freeway when the &quot;cuteness&quot; runs out. When I say thrown out the fuckin&#039; 5 freeway or the 101 (take your pick) I mean they are lying on the aspalt  with the words &quot;Welcome to Compton&quot; right above their writhing strung out asses. Or the could be left out on the curb next to a sign that says welcome to  &quot;Chatsworth, CA: home to talent that once was are never became famous. It&#039;s a great place to get a job if you&#039;re a woman ready to suck some cash straight from the cock pipe. 

Whether its Compton or Chatsworth - you washed up Older Punky Brewster Stars, both options &quot;SUCK&quot;.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This Bitch, though its a parody looks like an older version of Punky Brewster. Solial Moon funkin&#8217; Frye can&#8217;t get a job except to do cheap internet parodies? Fuck, the young talent in tinsel town that gets eaten alive and then spit out right onto the 5 freeway when the &#8220;cuteness&#8221; runs out. When I say thrown out the fuckin&#8217; 5 freeway or the 101 (take your pick) I mean they are lying on the aspalt  with the words &#8220;Welcome to Compton&#8221; right above their writhing strung out asses. Or the could be left out on the curb next to a sign that says welcome to  &#8220;Chatsworth, CA: home to talent that once was are never became famous. It&#8217;s a great place to get a job if you&#8217;re a woman ready to suck some cash straight from the cock pipe. </p>
<p>Whether its Compton or Chatsworth &#8211; you washed up Older Punky Brewster Stars, both options &#8220;SUCK&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: DEY GOT</title>
		<link>https://www.scotchwichmann.com/2008/08/29/some-comedy-writes-itself/#comment-167</link>
		<dc:creator>DEY GOT</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:47:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HA HA, RIGHT ON BRUTHA, THAT FUCKIN TRUE. THE HONKIES GOT THE SAME SHIT WE GOT NOW. BULLETS IN THE ASS AND CHECKS IN THE MAIL....RIIIGHT.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HA HA, RIGHT ON BRUTHA, THAT FUCKIN TRUE. THE HONKIES GOT THE SAME SHIT WE GOT NOW. BULLETS IN THE ASS AND CHECKS IN THE MAIL&#8230;.RIIIGHT.</p>
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		<title>By: White people are now Black</title>
		<link>https://www.scotchwichmann.com/2008/08/29/some-comedy-writes-itself/#comment-163</link>
		<dc:creator>White people are now Black</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 00:13:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shit,

Now I know why whitties are voting for B.O.
It&#039;s because white people are in the same boat as blacks. 

You&#039;re poor like us,
Have sex like us,
Don&#039;t educate your kids, properly,
like us
and ... you don&#039;t know what 
your kids are into; or don&#039;t have 
the will power or time in the day
to stop the skeevy shit they&#039;re into.

Yeah, we&#039;re fucked. Country is going
to hell in a hand basket. If whitey can&#039;t lead
and now has to follow, who&#039;s gonna lead, now?

Shit. I guess a brutha gonna have to take
over this fucked up country. 

There you go:
throwing out your perfectly good white kids
into the garbage.

Ok, my bad: I kinda stole that last line from
the movie &quot;Better off Dead&#039; with John Cuzack.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shit,</p>
<p>Now I know why whitties are voting for B.O.<br />
It&#8217;s because white people are in the same boat as blacks. </p>
<p>You&#8217;re poor like us,<br />
Have sex like us,<br />
Don&#8217;t educate your kids, properly,<br />
like us<br />
and &#8230; you don&#8217;t know what<br />
your kids are into; or don&#8217;t have<br />
the will power or time in the day<br />
to stop the skeevy shit they&#8217;re into.</p>
<p>Yeah, we&#8217;re fucked. Country is going<br />
to hell in a hand basket. If whitey can&#8217;t lead<br />
and now has to follow, who&#8217;s gonna lead, now?</p>
<p>Shit. I guess a brutha gonna have to take<br />
over this fucked up country. </p>
<p>There you go:<br />
throwing out your perfectly good white kids<br />
into the garbage.</p>
<p>Ok, my bad: I kinda stole that last line from<br />
the movie &#8220;Better off Dead&#8217; with John Cuzack.</p>
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